Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Keef's nan has never allowed him into the shed - he has no idea why (he doesn't even want to go in the shed).

 

[KEEF]

SP99 has a dread of sheds ever since my Nan locked him in hers saying "treat your cycle like that again you'll never see daylight again"

 

[swee'pea99]

Keef's nan was as good as her word - fortunately she does a very nice cup of tea and victoria sponge

 

[Dayvo]

SP thought Keef's nan was an Indian bread!

 

[Kestevan]

Dayvo was once asked to work on an Indian Bread. It was quickly decided that the Scouse humour didn't translate very well into hindi, and Carla Lane just wasn't happy with the end result.

 

[Archie_tect]

Kestevan drank the last of the summer wine, and promptly got beaten up by Thora Hird.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect features heavily in Thora Hird's dreams. Don't even go there...

 

[TVC]

Sweepea still has impure thoughts about Youtha Joyce.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC and Boris Johnston used to go to all of Bolton's away games, get pissed up and start a ruck, but since he became London Mayor, TVC has refused to have anything to do with him

 

[Cubist]

swee'pea99 is to be the new logo on Robinson's jam.

 

[Speicher]

Cubist is the old logo for Johnny Walker's whiskey.








Nb - I already know that I am on lots of scrumptious, crunchy, yummy bisquits.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is the new logo on Laughing Cow cheese triangles

 

[Speicher]

ACP is the new face of L'Oreal shampoo adverts.

 

[snails pace]

Speicher has been in many films as a body double for John Goodman

 

[Archie_tect]

Snailspace has no concept of the expansiveness of rural France... he'd rather stay confined but alive.