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[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's gone to pot - stoned out of his tiny mind he his.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC is a martyr to coke. Or Pepsi - he's not that fussed.

 

[KEEF]

swee'pee99's most mind blowing experience happened while watching paint dry

 

[DavieB]

Keef was wearing the bodypaint swee'pea99 was watching dry.9

 

[swee'pea99]

DavieB went to art college and now he's a successful painter. He'll do your whole living room for £250 - undercoat and two emulsions, any colour you like.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP has the distinct impression he's been here before... in 1372, it was a Tuesday.

 

[TVC]

Archie, always aware of his bad diction decided to take elocution lessons. Sadly when he went to sign up he forgot his reading glasses and enrolled on an electrocution course... On the up side he really enjoys his new job as Alabama Executioner.

 

[Cubist]

The Velvet Curtain is beginning to regret his readiness to volunteer. If you try to download a permit for towpath cycling from British Waterways the email now goes directly to his inbox.

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist used to live in a first floor flat but he had to move because his camel's getting on a bit and couldn't manage the stairs.

 

[TheDoctor]

SP99 has the only 3-humped camel in the world.

 

[TVC]

The Docs camel turned out to be a Llama n drag.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is hoping to introduce a Park and Ride scheme using Camels rather than buses, the Local Council remain uninterested.

 

[Theseus]

Toshiba Boy actually owns a Sony

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Touche used to take his saddle off for Hill Climb TTs to save weight, until one day he forgot he had done so.......

Never made that mistake again.

 

[TVC]

Tosh adapted the saddle off his old Chopper for his road bike. It certainly gets him noticed on the club run, though he is made to ride at least 100m behind the rest of the pack.