Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie_tect always stirs his tea 3 times clockwise then 3 times anti-clockwise, claiming it has proved an excellent deterrent to the p**cture fairy.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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swee'pea99
Squire
When Toshiba Boy has peanuts in a pub (which is often) he always puts one in his right ear 'in case I get peckish later'. Sadly this interferes with his balance, causing him quite frequently to bump into fellow patrons and, on more than one occasion, crash bodily across entire tables.
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
- Location
- Holmfirth.
Swee'pea often plays bar-room pinball, bouncing from patron to patron and crashing through tables. This however has nothing to do with peanuts, and much more to do with the fact that swee'pea gets pished on half a shandy.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Bluedog loves nothing better than chasing other cyclists, whilst barking at the top of his voice.
The Police have been round...
The Police have been round...
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB is often seen happily sloshing around his bathroom with a soapy mop shouting "A'vast ye landlubbers".
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Unbeknown to his employers, AT is secretly working on a project that will make him super rich!
He plans to completely modernise Australia's infra-structure by developing a road and rail network all across Australia - underground.
The project will be self-financing because AT is certain he will find gold and opals in abundance and will cover all costs.
One problem remains: he has to buy enough alcohol to bribe the Aboriginal elders for their permission. This, in turn, leads to another problem: AT has never bought a round in his entire life!
He plans to completely modernise Australia's infra-structure by developing a road and rail network all across Australia - underground.
The project will be self-financing because AT is certain he will find gold and opals in abundance and will cover all costs.
One problem remains: he has to buy enough alcohol to bribe the Aboriginal elders for their permission. This, in turn, leads to another problem: AT has never bought a round in his entire life!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dayvo clearly has thought through the problems associated with my underground Oz network and I was willing to develop this idea further with him as Chief Racial Diversity Coordinator until I read that he has been secretly monitoring my entire life's imbibing practice at our local hostelry. He can smarm his own aborigines*!
* There's a cream you can get for that...
* There's a cream you can get for that...
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Archie T knows all the creams one can get for all sorts of unpleasant dermatological conditions as he is chief tester at his chemist's shop round the corner.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
26x25 is suffering from being constantly cream-crackered.
It also goes by the little-known latin name Biscuititus in excessus.
It also goes by the little-known latin name Biscuititus in excessus.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
26x25 was really quite ill after mistaking his tube of Athlete's Foot cream for an Energy Gel when packing his back pocket for a particularly arduous ride. The sympathetic howls of laughter from his fellow riders was a sound he'll never forget.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
As a momento of his last ship, Tosh had a tie made out of one of the planks from the captain's bridge.
Asked why his tie is made from timber, he replies with enthusiasm,
"Well I would, wooden tie".
IGMC
Asked why his tie is made from timber, he replies with enthusiasm,
"Well I would, wooden tie".
IGMC
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
- Location
- Holmfirth.
That's what TVC wants us to believe.
In actual fact the smell is because he hasn't taken his socks off for 17 months. It's now highly likely that the sock material has been partly absorbed by his body.
Give it another 2 years and TVC will be a half-man half Argyll wool-mix.
In actual fact the smell is because he hasn't taken his socks off for 17 months. It's now highly likely that the sock material has been partly absorbed by his body.
Give it another 2 years and TVC will be a half-man half Argyll wool-mix.
swee'pea99
Squire
Kestevan became Miss Hartlepool 2006, winning a £100 B&Q voucher and two nights at one of Blackpool's more refined B&Bs. Then it was discovered that 'she' was in fact a he, and all hell broke loose.
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