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Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
SP found a good substitute for his usual ear plugs - he upturns stones near his house until he finds 2 matching black slugs....
 
Due to being hard of hearing (amongst other ailments), AT bought a rocking horse by mistake, instead of a rocking chair.

However he insists on taking it everywhere with him, even though it is a life-size one. As a result, Ryan Air have banned him fron flying with them ever again, because he tried using the rocking horse when he found out he had to pay a surcharge to use the toilet on the aircraft.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
26x25 used to spot aeroplanes... "oo look, there's one!"
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Colly asked for a Penguin at his corner shop once when he was seven, and was very surprised when instead of giving hima delicious chocolatey snack bar, the owner presented him with a two foot six high flightless seabird, and demanded £1100, saying, when Colly protested, 'do you have any idea how rare penguins are in Walthamstow?'
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
On walking through Walthamstow one night, Colly came across a whole load of wild animals, such as foxes and badgers all there waiting about in line.

It turns out they were animal actors and actresses all auditioning for that years Springwatch.

Unfortunately, Colly couldn't understand what they were saying to each other (which is oddly ironic, being a Colly and all), took a few photographs and sent it into Springwatch, therefore diminishing the exclusiveness of being on the show to the animals when they all saw their faces as they were all waiting in line for their turn in the limelight.

Unknown to Colly, there is a price placed on his head by the Rebel Hedgehog Mafia if he ever steps into Walthamstow ever again.
 
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