Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TVC now has The Fox and The Penguin recruited to his spy network... Speicher [The Vixen] and Colly [the Shepherd] will be next....

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect used to try to impress girls at night clubs by pretending to be related to the famous secret agent. He knew they'd recognise he wasn't 'him', so he pretended to be his brother, introducing himself thus: "The name's Bond...Eric Bond."

 

[Browser]

Swee'Pea has secret erotic fantasies about meeting Eric Bond and sharing a night of wild passion with him

 

[accountantpete]

Browser clearly has visions of Swee'pea emerging from the sea in a stunning white bikini.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP must stop thinking to avoid further disturbance of his equilibrium.

 

[swee'pea99]

AT was once done for wearing a bikini in a public place. When the case came to court, the magistrate asked the prosecution what the charge was. The barrister couldn't think of one as such, but he showed the magistrate a photo of the 'offence', saying 'dunno really, but *look*', to which the beak responded, 'God, I see what you mean. Ok, give me a minute, I'll think of something.' 

 

[TVC]

Sweepea fills a bikini worryingly well.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC wouldn't mind a piece of that swee'pea99 action

 

[Archie_tect]

3BmcG has a penchant for Pimms at 4.30 beneath his Martini parasol overlooking the Lac de Geneve of an evening. He muses, idly, that standards are slipping.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie-tect was the inspiration for Barbapapa

 

[Kestevan]

3BM is more perspiration than inspiration

 

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan can play the whole of Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love on musical spoons - but it's completely unrecognisable and really quite excruciating.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99's sponsorship deal with the British Milk Marketing Board is up for renewal... he is looking for a new direction.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a habit of ignoring the last bit of any sentence - so when his lady dentist suggested he "could do with some Oral-B" his beady eyes lit up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete thought Oral-B was a toothpaste till he met Archie_T