Archie_tect used to try to impress girls at night clubs by pretending to be related to the famous secret agent. He knew they'd recognise he wasn't 'him', so he pretended to be his brother, introducing himself thus: "The name's Bond...Eric Bond."
AT was once done for wearing a bikini in a public place. When the case came to court, the magistrate asked the prosecution what the charge was. The barrister couldn't think of one as such, but he showed the magistrate a photo of the 'offence', saying 'dunno really, but *look*', to which the beak responded, 'God, I see what you mean. Ok, give me a minute, I'll think of something.'
3BmcG has a penchant for Pimms at 4.30 beneath his Martini parasol overlooking the Lac de Geneve of an evening. He muses, idly, that standards are slipping.
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