Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

3BMcG's career as a RAF helicopter pilot ended abruptly when he felt a bit chilly and turned the fan off.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC was in the marines. Three of them, before he was arrested and charged with gross indecency

 

[Speicher]

Sweepea wanted to be a Guerilla, but found the cage at the zoo very claustrophobic.

 

[TVC]

Speicher was a Navy SEAL. A job which mainly involved honking horns with her nose and eating mackerel.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC was with the Special Boat Service till the dread announcement: 'Come in number 11, your time is up'.

 

[Funtboy]

Swee'pea smells of celeriac and Luxembourg...

 

[TVC]

Funtboy has been told to stop going round sniffing other forum members

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC has been sat around all day watching Jeremy Kyle on TV and buying shite from the shopping channels.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM loved fish fingers as a nipper.

And to this day, he still believes that fish have hands!

 

[TVC]

TVC has been sat around all day watching Jeremy Kyle on TV and buying shite from the shopping channels.

Yep, and puddling about with my PS3. It's nice to do sod all for a change.


Anyway, back to the thread....

Dayvo won't eat cod balls for a similar reason.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC refuses to eat sweetbreads, because they're neither.

 

[TVC]

Imagine Archie's disappointment when he ordered Toad in the Hole

 

[Archie_tect]

[.... still can't believe it, Trading Standards were devastated.]

TVC got into real trouble with the PDSA over his hot dogs.

 

[accountantpete]

Dining at a restaurant, Archie sent back his spotted dick as it wasn't spotted and it wasn't...whoops there goes the phone.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'p once punched his local chip shop owner when he asked him if he wanted his sausage battered.