Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99's last attempt at hockey, ended up with a trip to A&E, and a an article in the British Medical Journal, under the banner headline "There was nothing Jolly about this Hockey Stick".

It was four months before SP99 could even contemplate getting back in the saddle.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99's last attempt at hockey, ended up with a trip to A&E...

...for which TB humbly apologises. here have a humbug.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...for which TB humbly apologises. here have a humbug.

Archie_tect used to play netball regularly, despite protests from his team-mates that male players weren't meant to wear the pleated skirts.

 

[Archie_tect]

....male players weren't meant to wear the pleated skirts.

TB has enjoyed many a fond evening at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary after shouting that out loud on Rose street....

 

[accountantpete]

After a lifetime of hits and misses Archie has finally installed an oche in the loo.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap enjoys going into supermarkets, asking if they sell waterbeds, then bursting into tears when they say no.

 

[ChrisKH]

Swee'pea99 is the founding member of the Sheena Easton Fan Club and has met her on no less than two occasions.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ChrisKH is the Knight of the Eagle and Pelican and Sovereign Prince Rose Croix of Heredomat at his local lodge.



Edit: Christ, I hope you're not - I'm probably finished in Essex otherwise!

 

[accountantpete]

Last thing at night,every night, 3BM pops bike clips onto the bottom of his jim-jams just in case Lance Armstrong should knock on his door asking if the cyclist of the house could ride him back up to the peloton who are doing some night training.

3BM refuses to do the Lottery as he reckons the odds of winning are ludicrous.

 

[iAmiAdam]

Accountpete is actually called Vladimirovich and deals printer inks over the phone. Secretly.

 

[Archie_tect]

Accountpete is actually called Vladimirovich and deals printer inks over the phone. Secretly.

iAmiAdam supplies the ink wholesale...it's so secret it's invisible. Someone really should tell ACP he's selling empty print cartidges.

 

[Dayvo]

Since childhood, being a bit of a loner, AT likes nothing better than finding some wet paint, pulls up his lightweight tripod camping stool, and sits down to watch it dry.

 

[iAmiAdam]

Dayvo carries full survival kit for any condition. Just Incase.

 

[accountantpete]

iAmiAdam still carries a full set of Eye-Spy booklets wherever he goes - he's even had a set updated to reflect the "modern" world such as the Eye-Spy George Michaels Crashed Car edition.

 

[TVC]

Pete is convinced he is a spy, sidling up to strangers in the park and saying "The grey Hedgehog has no use for a pen". Nobody has yet confirmed that they are his KGB handler, however several have twotted him one.