twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Whilst hedgehogs do not have a use for a pen TVC uses them as pen holders. The squeals are terrible indeed.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
26x25's complete lack of facial expressions, mean that he always being asked which Botox surgeon he uses.
swee'pea99
Squire
TB never leaves home without a pork pie.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
SP99 lives in a pork pie.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
When given a pork pie, Hoverfly leaves the meat and crust, but just loves the jelly.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
TB wears a pork pie hat, unfortunately he gets it from Sainsbury's and not a gentleman's outfitters
accountantpete
OAP
Dayvo likes anything that's a bit crusty.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP's 'use-by' date runs out next Tuesday.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Archie has fitted a ship's horn to his bike. I might weigh an absolute TON, but it helps in combating motons and scaring other cyclists who are about to nick the lamp post he was about to tie the bike to whilst he goes into his local Spar to get plenty of crusty things to eat.
Nobody who knows him does anything to annoy him as they know that he'll burst their ear drums with a toot from his horn.
He doesn't understand the general reaction from people though as it needs to be pointed out that Archie is completely deaf after sustaining serious injuries in a freak accident whilst competing in the Extreme Knitting World Championships at Horgabost. He genuinely has no idea of the damage he's doing with his oversized 'novelty' horn which he is led to beleive plays the sound of Swiss cows in a field, bells clanking along with much Mooing. At least, that's what the very happy door to door salesman told him when he bought it.
Similarly, nobody ever rings his door bell any more. Not after one of his poor neighbours discovered one morning that it is actually a fog horn.
Archie thinks it plays the tune from Big Ben whilst his neighbour entered the Guinness Book of Records for jumping vertically into the air to a record height.
It wouldn't have been so bad, but they were 86, and have never quite been the same since. Nontheless, Team GB are interested in signing them up for the High Jump competition at the Olympics.
Nobody who knows him does anything to annoy him as they know that he'll burst their ear drums with a toot from his horn.
He doesn't understand the general reaction from people though as it needs to be pointed out that Archie is completely deaf after sustaining serious injuries in a freak accident whilst competing in the Extreme Knitting World Championships at Horgabost. He genuinely has no idea of the damage he's doing with his oversized 'novelty' horn which he is led to beleive plays the sound of Swiss cows in a field, bells clanking along with much Mooing. At least, that's what the very happy door to door salesman told him when he bought it.
Similarly, nobody ever rings his door bell any more. Not after one of his poor neighbours discovered one morning that it is actually a fog horn.
Archie thinks it plays the tune from Big Ben whilst his neighbour entered the Guinness Book of Records for jumping vertically into the air to a record height.
It wouldn't have been so bad, but they were 86, and have never quite been the same since. Nontheless, Team GB are interested in signing them up for the High Jump competition at the Olympics.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
TVC is in the middle of writing the fourth part of his autobiographic epic, "TVC, Velocipedes and other funny stories...honest"
He has yet to interest a publisher.
He has yet to interest a publisher.
Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Toshiba Boy invented string.
swee'pea99
Squire
In his enthusiasm to remain leading edge and 'relevant', Hilldodger traded his penny farthing in on a 50p 20p, but he says it gives a very bumpy ride.
accountantpete
OAP
Swee'pea collects autographs of the not at all famous - this afternoon he is going after the rare and much sought after Jim Jones of Birmingham.
Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Accountantpete still believes his two speed walking stick will be a commercial success.
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