Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 refuses to believe work colleagues when they take him to one side and quietly mention that it really isn't cool to have 17 different pens in his shirt pocket. He's very proud of the fact that several of the pens have multi-choice colours to write with, I mean, how cool is that?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Toshiba Boy was heard to say, in a live TV interview.."I did not have sexual relations with that goat!" ... the TV interviewer looking rather stunned replied with..."Goat? We’re interviewing people who've been seen with a Ghost!"

LMAO

TB is still trying to master pens. He has mastered bates tho'.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 no longer has an arse. He's been unable to sit down for over half an hour and it's starting to really do his head in.

 

[Hover Fly]

SP99 plays in puddles.

 

[swee'pea99]

Lies only please Hover Fly...even a full-blood Sioux Indian needs to play by the rules.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

sp99 wears pink wellies (and nowt else) when he plays in puddles.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

sp99 wears pink wellies (and nowt else) when he plays in puddles.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 always seems to need to say everything twice

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 always seems to need to say everything twice

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Everytime SP99 speaks there is an almost immediate perfect echo, which has resulted in some large rounds being ordered at the bar.

 

[Dayvo]

TB is so boring, his echo is embarrassed to be heard!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has a backing group... 12 Cistercian monks singing glorious harmonies... he can't get rid of them no matter how hard he pedals.

 

[Dayvo]

Whilst serving as a monk himself, AT worked in the laundry.

No detergents were allowed to be used as everything had to be cleansed purely.

However, and this resulted in AT being asked to leave the monastary, he used washing powder as he found it a hard habit to break.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo originated the rolled up Liverpool Echo means relieving oneself without having to struggle to the loos at the back of the Kop.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has never bought a newspaper in his life; instead, to keep himself occupied, and mentally alert, on his train commute to work, he fights his way through the dot-to-dot puzzles!