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swee'pea99

Squire
Dayvo reads The Star. Well, I say 'reads'...perhaps an exaggeration. But he looks at all the pictures (without moving his lips).
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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Northumberland
Dayvo has never been alert but can be Olaf occasionally...

Despite several warnings SP99 still exceeds the speed typing limit and may well get endorsed.
 
The _ in Archie's username was stolen from a 2008 morse code message for financial investors which subsequently translated as "Invest In Benard Madoff Now!"

As a result Archie is rumoured to be lying low in some back-water cycling forum.
 

TVC

Guest
26x25 lost all his money in Madoff's pyramid scheme, that's why he now has to squat in a back-water cycling forum. Admin is currently seeking a court order to get him to move on.
 
Archie forgot to add that the cost is £10 per minute from a BT landline and calls from a mobile may be substantially more.
 

swee'pea99

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You can call ap anytime you like, but not on one o' they there tellingbones 'cos 'e don't believe in 'em no 'e don't. The ony way you can call ap is by goin' up close and goin' 'coo-ee...coo-ee', and even then 'e'll ony answer if e's in a really good mood.
 

TVC

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MDB awards himself gold stars everytime he does something useful around the house, he keeps them on a chart stuck to the fridge door. So for he has three, and one of them was for inventing a system of awarding gold stars everytime he does something useful around the house.The bins still need emptying.
 

swee'pea99

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TB experiences mild tumescence whenever he sees Maureen Lipman or - even more surprisingly - hears Anne Widdecombe. He is genuinely baffled (not to say tormented) by this phenomenon.
 
Swee'pea is also a retro cyclist and innertube whipped a member of his club who helped a lady mend her puncture by inflating the tyre with a pair of bellows.
 
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