Due to a freak accident when younger, involving a rocking horse, a knitting needle and some toffee, Uncle Mort can hear through his left nostril and smell through his right ear.
In an effort to bring a degree of sartorial elegance to the world of cycling, 3BM has started to wear a bow tie, waistcoat and fob watch in addition to his normal cycling gear. He is somewhat saddened to note that the look does not appear to have caught on yet.
Despite his name, TBM speaks in such a thick Russian accent that only 3 out of 10 people can understand even his most basic utterances, such as 'How much are the oven gloves?', 'Two pints and some pork scratchings' and 'I should have that looked at sharpish if I were you'.
In Austria recently, 26by25 was very impressed with the chocolate cake. Sacha must be a very good chef because the waitress said Sacha taught her how to make it.
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