Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC was exiled from Wigan after admitting in public that a pie for breakfast lunch and supper 7 days a week wasn't quite his preferred diet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's idea of a healthy breakfast is ... lunch ... the lazy git.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM doesn't do meals - he just eats and eats and eats.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 hasn't had to chew since 1993. He gets all his nutrition from alcoholic beverages, and says he's 'never felt better'. He feels absolutely dreadful, mind, but he's never felt better.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has lived solely on Chewits since 1993, he says they're chewier than Barrow in Furness bus station.

 

[Speicher]

If he is in Wiltshire at lunchtime, TVC gets Chippenham.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When you've finished with your Speicher simply wring its neck and lob it into a neighbouring garden.










Edit: I don't really want your neck to be wrung, Speich!

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty is having a very good day at the office. One of his colleagues is usually such a pleasant helpful person, always ready to do what TBM asks him to do, especially when TBM explains again, how important it is to it properly and very quickly.

But he still wishes to ring someone's neck, and I was the nearest target.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

'Uncle Mort's' was a failed fast food outlet specialising in roadkill. The badger and hedgehog pie was something else.

 

[swee'pea99]

I'm surprised tbm raised the issue of fast food ventures after what happened to tbm's Popcorn Parlour venture, what with him saving money by not buying any lids for the popping machines.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea's attempts to sell Slush Puppies on a commercial basis came to an abrupt end when one of the customers complained of a 'meaty' taste and the RSPCA were called.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's business venture was doing very well until the drug squad got involved.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 inherited a set of George Washington's false teeth. Only trouble is they don't fit very well, so he tends not to speak when wearing them.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy is a loan shark. This week's special is a Great White, £60 for seven days hire.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM rents out musically gifted fish - £50 gets you a piano tuna.