Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

SP has large knockers on both his doors... brass ones of course. He can see his face in them when he buffs them up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie just likes large knockers..............

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, 26x25 there's nothing like the clap of a good knocker... try it, but watch your fingers...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has an open door policy. He thought he was buying some life cover.

 

[postman]

TB was looking through what he thought was an open glass door .

It was infact ajar ,he fell in ,and someone screwed the lid on .Now he can't get out .He's in a bit of a jam .

 

[Dayvo]

Postman has always wondered why people blow raspberries at him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo must stop eating radishes.....

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has a very large knob. He struggles to twist it, before locking the front door.

 

[Archie_tect]

....Speicher used to be Ronnie Barker's script editor, til she ran out of 'o's.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has tried asking "f u n e m n x" at his local cafe.

 

[Archie_tect]

9, Speicher s n 10 e m n x. Speicher s t!

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect knows "i m b c" and speaks Swedish, not German.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher knows where you can get four candles....

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect asked the assistant at the Ironmongers if she had large knockers.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher asked the nice young man if you get chips with that. And she wasn't in the chip shop.