Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 has been tattoed all over with of a map of the United Kingdom. Some people think it's a little weird, but at least you can always tell where you are with him.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has been tattoed all over with of a map of the United Kingdom. Some people think it's a little weird, but at least you can always tell where you are with him.

NEVER ask TB to point out where Nottingham is....

... or Wetwang.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect knows very well where Wetwang is. Wetwang, his Guatamalan butler, spends every night down at the Dog & Duck with Anne-Marie, his Belgian cook. He's getting a bit hacked off, if truth be told.   

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rumours abound, that Wetwang, Archie's Butler is also seeing Miss Golightly, SP99's Personal Assistant & Shopper, on Tuesday night bingo at the village hall. If SP99 found out, he would be crushed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy's got a handshake like a wet kipper

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM no longer shakes hands, but prefers to kiss in the continental style, but with his own subtle twist, i.e. left cheek, right cheek, then he stands up straight....

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy put his nose in a book
But then found out
It was terribly stuck.


He huffed and he puffed
but remained in perdition
and to make matters worse it was a Jilly Cooper - first edition.

contribution to poetry day.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's been said before, that you never see AP and the Poet Laureate in the same room together.

 

[swee'pea99]

You never see tb and Nigella Lawson in the same room either. Mind, that's because the one time they met, she attacked him with a meat cleaver after his seventh consecutive criticism of her gravy-making methodology.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You never see swee'pea99 and George Clooney in the same room. You're not likely to either, George lives an opulent lifestyle in Hollywood and swee'pea99 lives in a dosshouse in Walthamstow.

 

[accountantpete]

You never see Mario Cipollini and 3BM on the same bit of the road. That's because one's a bit of a playboy and doesn't get on his bike much these days and the other lives Italy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete got struck off
After bad advice on a couple of mergers
And that's why his job is now
In McDonalds flipping burgers


contribution to poetry day

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm's always reckoned himself

a bit of a poet

tho' when you look at the drivel he commits to the page or the screen

you'd never know it

 

[Archie_tect]

SP's avatar is a frog
-see him sitting there, on his log.
I often wonder why he's green...
but then... it's 'cause he's a frog.

 

[swee'pea99]

Even compared to tbm

archi_tect ain't much of a rhymer

But then again what can you expect from a chap who even at the age of 11

Was widely considered a bit of an old timer