Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

26x25 is Chef du Maison at the Dudley Wimpy Grill where the vinegar is so watered down it couldn't make litmus blush.

 

[Browser]

Making litmus blush is a major part of the reason Archie can't show his face anywhere near the Bigg Market ever again.

 

[Dayvo]

Browser has the unfortunate habit of putting a plunger on his forehead and running around busy shopping centres shouting ex-TERM-in-ATE ex-TERM-in-ATE over and over again.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo enjoys many an evening at his local community school where he sits for the adult art class.

 

[TVC]

As a member of the art class, Archie took one look at Dayvo's waistline and exclaimed "I'm gonna need a bigger brush".

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC needs more modelling clay....

 

[accountantpete]

After many gruelling sessions on the sun-bed and a huge intake of carrots Archie has finally achieved his life long ambition to become a shade more orange than David Dickinson.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has just been tangoed....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has just hit a purple patch........consignment of ribena all over the road, he was lucky to stay upright!

 

[courtenay]

Toshiba Boy is a sale rep for samsung.

 

[Archie_tect]

C is a rent boy for M+S

 

[courtenay]

Archie likes to ride without his saddle

 

[accountantpete]

C has to cut holes in his saddle to spare his bum boils - the cut-offs have been put to good use by making a coat for his pet hamster Fabian.

 

[courtenay]

AP has a tax loophole named after him

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Living in South Wales, courtenay used to be a Hooker, put he's got himself out of the Game now, and much prefers riding his bike and playing netball, sometimes at the same time.