swee'pea99
Squire
Archie_tect has clickety-click. It's not bingo - it's his knees.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Swee'pea has clickety-click. He keeps forgetting to use polygrip on his dentures.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Accountantpete has to bond indentures in his office.
Browser
Guru
- Location
- Crowland, Lincolnshire, UK.
Speicher once had James Bond in an office.
Shame it was a carboard cut-out!
Shame it was a carboard cut-out!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Browser went on a Lincolnshire Bender last Friday... so please don't shout.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect would never eat a mince pie with clotted cream.
He would eat at least five.
He would eat at least five.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher uses space bars like she eats Mars bars.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
The Velvet curtain has a job in a balloon, he provides the hot air.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TBM failed the test to be a Hot Air Balloon pilot. He let himself down badly, and then fell out with the examiner. 
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
The Velvet Curtain smokes forty a day - he's the laziest worker they've ever had at the kipper factory.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Having been a huge deep-space enthusiast all his life, 3BM successfully applied to NASA as the countdown announcer, due manily to his splendid middle-England accent.
Unfortunately, though, 3BM only managed one countdown!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
and then THE mistake, all the way back from his childhood! It is impossible for him NOT to say it!
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
The bods at NASA were not amused.
Unfortunately, though, 3BM only managed one countdown!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
and then THE mistake, all the way back from his childhood! It is impossible for him NOT to say it!
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
The bods at NASA were not amused.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dayvo has got away with many things in his life but came unstuck today. The nice Oslo Policeman couldn't grasp the concept that it was the Mysterons wot did it.
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