Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AP has a winning lottery ticket if only he could remember where he put it... £10 would be useful just now.

 

[surfdude]

archie tect not sure what £10 looks like as he never uses anything smaller than a £50 and never takes the change cos it would be below him

 

[Archie_tect]

surfdude collects 1p coins. He now has 86,398 individually stuck onto his VW Camper.

His van is worth exactly £863.98...

 

[TVC]

Like all architects, Archie coins it in for just drawing pretty pictures.

 

[Speicher]

TVC's knowledge of drawing is very sketchy.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's no oil painting.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap was for many years known as 'BB' - short for Bryclreem Boy - a tribute to his stupendous quiff. Sadly his quiff is long departed, along his all his other hirsute assets, yet the nickname remains. No prizes for guessing the full version these days...  

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea tried a different haircut for a week in Scotland in order to stop the midges biting his scalp.


He called it a gnatty dread.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has lovely long hair all down his back to his waist. None on his head, just down his back.... [ba-dum...tish..... I'm here all week!]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Talking of hairy backs, Archie was a stunt double in Gorillas in the Mist. He became fluent in Gorilla speak, especially the line "could you stop plaiting my back now please, Mr Silverback...sir"

 

[Dayvo]

I'm not saying that TB is Neanderthal, but he has to wear platform shoes so as to stop his knuckles dragging on the ground.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo lacks opposable thumbs, but fortunately his 4" prehensile toes more than compensate.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort shot JR

 

[Archie_tect]

AP was Miss Ellie's stunt double.

 

[surfdude]

archie-tect was created from left over bits of jumble