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swee'pea99

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TheDoctor had half his curtains removed by a presumably deranged burglar in what the police described as an open and can't shut case.
 

TVC

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Sweepea always insists on having his cases opened by customs, he's that proud of the creases he's ironed into his jeans.
 

swee'pea99

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Browser is a major wrap artist. The things he does with bows and ribbons and the folding at the corners, it's enough to make you swoon.
 
Swee'pea eats the packaging from his mail order bike bits as he likes to play Pass The Parcel.
 

Shaun

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The Velvet Curtain used to wash Paul Daniels' wigs after each of his TV magic show appearances; in goats milk and olive oil. Urgh!
 
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