Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has had half her large intestine removed, leaving a semi-colon.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor had half his curtains removed by a presumably deranged burglar in what the police described as an open and can't shut case.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea always insists on having his cases opened by customs, he's that proud of the creases he's ironed into his jeans.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has quite spectacular pleats.

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doctor refuses to sign the Hippocratic Oath.... on the grounds he's neither a hypocrite or a hippopotamus.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie_tect is a Doctor of porridge - he took the hipopocratic oat.

 

[Browser]

TBM had a go at HipHop once, but he hopped when he should have hipped and broke his ankle.

 

[swee'pea99]

Browser is a major wrap artist. The things he does with bows and ribbons and the folding at the corners, it's enough to make you swoon.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea eats the packaging from his mail order bike bits as he likes to play Pass The Parcel.

 

[TVC]

Pete passed a spectacular stool yesterday. He was in Ikea and it was called Porsmork.

 

[Shaun]

The Velvet Curtain used to wash Paul Daniels' wigs after each of his TV magic show appearances; in goats milk and olive oil. Urgh!

 

[Archie_tect]

Admin has a Herdwick wool wig which has the unfortunate habit of chewing grass at every opportunity.

 

[swee'pea99]

Through dedicated, not to say demented, application, Archie_tect has created the world's only carnivorous rabbit

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort wears Threadgolds Thoroughgrip Garterettes

 

[Archie_tect]

Ap wishes it to be known that he does, on occasion, wear underpants