Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie's butler picks his nose for him.

 

[postman]

Velvet curtain has been told by his Doctor he is suffering from depression .And on these dark nights he must pull himself together .

 

[accountantpete]

Postman was once pictured on page 3...


















of the South Yorkshire & East Midlands Bottle and Pot Lid Collectors Monthly.

 

[Hilldodger]

Accountantpete is actually the third Minogue sister

 

[Zoiders]

Hilldodger rides a BMX down at the skate park when no-one is looking.

 

[Archie_tect]

Zolders has had several warnings about riding all manner of things down the skate park... the loaded milk float, on reflection, was a mistake.

 

[colly]

Archie recently refused a commission to design a skate park.

He said it was rather 'fishist' to exclude all the other fish around.

 

[TVC]

There's something of the night about Colly, you can tell by the flashing red LED where his arse should be.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC keeps his fluorescent bits hidden... thankfully.

 

[accountantpete]

There must be some water getting in down Archie's chimbley as he's just popped out to do some flashing.

 

[TVC]

Pete suffers with glue ear, that is he always has his ear stuck to the bedroom wall hoping to hear his neighbours up to some rumpy-pumpy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

For £45 a rather dishevelled and unkempt TVC will stand in the corner of your front room and pretend to be a christmas tree. The silly old fool.

 

[colly]

TBM doesn't have to pretend. He has always been a bit of a plank.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly would love to be a Christmas tree, or any evergreen to be honest.... but then he is fir cone mad.

 

[TVC]

Archie somehow manages to suffer dry rot, wet rot and mange all at the same time.