Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher can pat her head and rub her tummy at the same time, with the same hand - big hands that girl's got.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

We'd better not say what TVC likes to rub.

 

[TVC]

26x25 doesn't always rub his own.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

26by25's bike (which was once a member of the SAS you know) put his survival and old age down to rubbing one particular ointment on his headset and frame:

'Vicks,' he said, letting out a puff of smoke, 'cold or no cold. It worked for me in the Borneo and the Suez. That and a touch of grease on the old front mech, though the wife wasn't too pleased at first.'

The old fellow went on reminiscing on an old leather sofa, 'Then again, who's she to talk? At least I don't need bloody figs to keep my rear derailleur working, silly old moo.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Monsieur Remings bases himself on Abraham Simpson and that old drunk guy in The Fast Show.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug suffers from a bad case of Groundskeepers Willy.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete knows the batman's Willy, and the Bowler is Holding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is closely related to Samantha from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and is always keen to help scoring.

 

[TVC]

MDB knows the score.

 

[krushavik]

TVC being a executive member does that mean he tavels first class because he always seems to think he is a cut above all the rest of us.

 

[TVC]

krushavik should know that his place is always below stairs.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is frequently found on the naughty step.

 

[krushavik]

Why does speicher always wear pink frilly night attire in bed.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik would like to borrow my pink frilly night attire.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Speicher once farted in the Kremlin and she was followed by President Krushavik's very own Secret Release.