Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

MDB is headlining Leicester Comedy Festival.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC volunteered to be the LCF impressario thinking that the years of perfecting his Eddie Waring were about to pay off.

 

[Dayvo]

AP always wanted to be like Lord Charles, but he could never find anyone willing to put their hand up his arse.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is very interested in ventriloquy...............he has been sucking dummys for years.

Perhaps a litte risque for the afternoon shift.

Dayvo is a yoyo professional.

 

[krushavik]

Colly is served apprentice on the art & skill of re-threading yo-yo's

 

[Dayvo]

krushavik puts a stone in one of his shoes and limps down the road a la a black hoodie and says 'YO!' all the time.

 

[krushavik]

Dayvo can peel an orange in his pocket

 

[Dayvo]

I won't say how krushavik can peel a banana!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo is a world expert on amusingly shaped vegetables.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo starred in the 70's risque farce Logan's Runs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst on a dressage course, ACP got the wrong idea of what the trots were

 

[TVC]

MDBs natural gait reminds many of a dressage horse.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is one half of Leicester's best known Rod Hull and Emu tribute act.

 

[accountantpete]

It took Toshy 150 minutes to come up with that line and he forgot that other posts might have been made in the meantime.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It took Toshy 150 minutes to come up with that line and he forgot that other posts might have been made in the meantime.