Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

The velvet curtain was superb at our last dinner party - would definitely hire him as a waiter again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM once appeared on Britain's Got Talent as he is able to fart the Ukranian National Anthem.

 

[TVC]

On the same show they were unable to broadcast MDB's act, though Amnesty International, The World Health Organisation and the RSPCA have requested copies of the tape.


(12000th post in this thread, WooHoo!!!!!)

 

[accountantpete]

By co-incidence TVC was also responsible for the 12000th post on the Food Forum's Eat A Pie Before The Poster Above thread.

 

[JonnyBlade]

Accountantpete earns extra money turning tricks on his trike

 

[TVC]

Jonny's only trick is the one where he makes a coin appear from his ear. When I say his trick, it's usually the nurse in A&E that makes it appear, Jonny having got it wedged in whilst preparing for the trick.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has lost his marbles.

He's had them since primary school, and he's really, really upset.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy soaks his conkers in vinegar and then roasts them - it's a nasty habit that has resulted in two visits to the doctors.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete smokes 60 a day - his excuse is he needs the empty packets for his most important workings-out.

 

[Speicher]

When he is sat at a desk, and in need of exercise, TBM pushes the envelope across his desk.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Most of the time, Speicher does her thinking with a cardboard box on her head, but when she's looking for some real inspiration she has been known to be incredibly radical and take said box off.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy does his best thinking on a sunny day with no clouds in the sky.

I will be using the above-mentionned cardboard box to good effect with Tosh's ears!

 

[TVC]

Speicher's brain storming sessions usually amount to no more than a light shower.

 

[Speicher]

TVC criticised the actions of his colleagues, and said that they were all in the same vessel travelling across the lake.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is a most loyal soul and went down with said vessel when it hit an iceberg