Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are supposed to post a lie

Mad Doug Biker rides a Raliegh Chopper with a customized 4 speed gear set and a dayglo pink saddle.

So were you!

Angel likes to ride about town on a nice old Pashley Princess complete with skirtguards, decorative flowers, and a lovely big old wicker basket on the front.


Edit: oh yeah, I forgot the current theme is innuendo and double entendres (spelling), but, erm ... annyway.

He has a nice big dynamo on the front

Edit: there, I know its crap, but it'll have to do.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Mad Doug Biker is desperate for a ride on my Princess

So were you!

Angel likes to ride about town on a nice old Pashley Princess complete with skirtguards, decorative flowers, and a lovely big old wicker basket on the front.


Edit: oh yeah, I forgot the current theme is innuendo and double entendres (spelling), but, erm ... annyway.

He has a nice big dynamo on the front

Edit: there, I know its crap, but it'll have to do.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Angel's Princess is bored, because he openly admits that he, and I quote

'Doesn't want the Son to go down on him, unless he's 16 or over'.

Apparently he can be heard singing this all the time.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

LMFAO

Mad Doug Biker is my peronal stalker (as I only sing that song in the shower)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

DAMN, RUMBLED!!

Whilst Angel is in the shower, singing his perverted Aussie songs, I take his Princess for a good ride and, dare I say it, with all of the speed bumps about, a good humping.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Mad Doug Biker doesn't realise that the Princess is a dirty Bike and he been ridden by every man in the village

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker doesn't realise that the Princess is a dirty Bike and he been ridden by every man in the village

As demonstarated by his songs, Angel obviously doesn't value age and experience.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

As demonstrated by his recklessness MDB doesn't value his wellbeing lol

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort used to regularly get a good kicking up his Trumpton at school, and that was just from the teachers. His classmates always went for his Chigleys instead.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort used to regularly get a good kicking up his Trumpton at school, and that was just from the teachers. His classmates always went for his Chigleys instead.

...whereas MDB's nickname at school was Roger the Cabin Boy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh's was Fannybaws.


Actually, I should be grateful to my chums at School for giving me the 'Roger' experience, because at least it saved my parents having to shell out thousands on sending me to a private school.

 

[colly]

MDB is a Hastenburaphobic. He is quite keen on a bit of charlie thoug.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, I developed that one after getting well and trully Rogered on the School playing fields ....during sports day. I guess the sight of all those Javelins and Discusses flying towards me didn't exactly help, but hey, I was only 12.

Annyway, Colly sits at the computer all day, trying to find long words which the rest of us have to look up. Not a bad acheivment for a dog really.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is a confirmed Antidisestablishmentarianismist.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP doesn't even know what 'The Establishment' is.