Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Krushavik is desperately hoping that Dayvo wil come round and park his big red fire engine in his garage.

 

[Speicher]

Colly likes to invite Bob the Builder to his house whenever he needs plastering.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

3BM has been corresponding for 5 years now to Lionel "Mad Dog" Sanchez, who is on Death Row in the US.

It started out as a simple, friendly exchanging of letters organised via 3BM's local YMCA, but now, somehow, he finds himself booked on a flight to Texas next month, to get married to "Maddie". He hasn't the heart to tell him of his true identity, and is hoping against hope that "Maddie's" latest clemency hearing is unsuccessful!

I'LL LET HIM KNOW DON'T WORRY! HE WON'T MIND EITHER!!

We haven't had a family wedding in ages, so it'll be nice!

P.S. Enjoy your romantic time in the showers!

Dayvo cycles round Toy town with his best friend Spotty Dog, and next week he's doing a charity ride to Trumpten in aid of buying a new fire engine

Trumpten, twinned with Trumpton, a charming small town that was wiped off the face of the earth after a Vulcan Bomber accidentally dropped a nuke on it during exercises in June 1975.
The scene was one of total carnage, as everyone and everything had melted, and all that was left was a great multicoloured puddle of plasticene.

Colly likes to invite Bob the Builder to his house whenever he needs plastering.

When Noddy is away, Speicher often likes to share Big Ears's bed as he often feels 'lonely'. Speicher is onto a winner as you know what they say about guys with big ears, but at the same time, is vaguely concerned about what he must do with young Noddy.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker often lies in bed with Pinocchio.

As you know, Pinocchio's nose gets bigger when he tells lies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher also loves to visit Master Bates and Roger The Cabin Boy

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has described the local women who dress provocatively in wrinkled stockings and headscarves as "Sluts".

 

[TVC]

If you look up the word 'manslut' on Wikipedia you will find a picture of Pete.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is remotely monitored.

 

[TVC]

Archie is closely monitored.

 

[TVC]

Mort founded the Milk Marketing Board, and boy, will not let you forget it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort is an only child [but...]

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Archie_tect wishes to be his brother

 

[colly]

Angelfishsolo is a monk.

 

[Zoiders]

Uncle Mort is a major shareholder in an Icelandic bank.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Zoiders takes all his cheese with him in a wheelbarrow where ever he goes.