Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

ACP is a mysterious stocking man. The suspence is terrible.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Speicher falls asleep, nothing can wake her. Her career as a commercial pilot proved to be very brief.

She LOVED the Debriefing though!

Annnyway, Colly's reign of terror as 'The Beast Of Saltaire Moor' might be coming to an end soon after the farmer saw he was wearing a collar and phoned the number on the little tag. His rather embarrassed owners turned up soon after and lured him to the car with some biscuits.

He'll only be let outside on the lead from now on.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort is currently sporting a Brazilian.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo got very upset when he heard that two Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. Tearfully he asked "This is tragic, how many is a brazilian anyway?"

 

[Speicher]

Whenever TVC passes a Pet Shop, he always sings "How much is that doggy in the Window?".

I do hope that doggy's for sale.







Edit, yes a puppy dog, what sort of doggy were you thinking of....

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's a sucker for a waggily tail

 

[TVC]

Pete likes having his tummy tickled.

 

[colly]

TVC is an authority on all things doggy and dogging.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is dogmatic.

 

[TVC]

Now Archie is just being catty.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is well Aardvark

 

[Dayvo]

After believing that the world would come to an end on Saturday, AP bought loads of booze, drugs, hookers and ice-cream and jelly for the mother of all parties.

On waking with a rotten hangover on Sunday morning, he now regrets selling his house to finance the party.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is looking forward to moving into his new house. First however, he has to get the jelly off the walls and evict the hookers.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC would just get the jelly off the walls.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete would play rugby with the hookers.