Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort has done for Cycle Chat what a stray red pair of socks in the washing has done for the local football club's white strips.

 

[accountantpete]

Unce Mort knows the five point palm exploding heart technique and uses it on anyone who beats him at 5's & 3's.

 

[colly]

AP is a peat counter. Always at home in the bog.

 

[TVC]

Colly used to work as a sewer inspector. He didn't have an enthusiasm the job, most of the time he was just going through the motions.

 

[Ludwig]

The Velvet Curtain recieved and invitation from The Queen. Sadly it was The Pearly Queen from Bethnall Green

 

[TVC]

Ludwig has received many invitations from Queens.

 

[colly]

TVC lives in New York.

 

[TVC]

Colly doesn't live just off Easterly Road.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC likes to combine his loves of cycling and hot food - you should see his Bombay Mixte.

 

[krushavik]

Accountantpete used to be a Grime Fighter he got that good he could spot a cock-roach at twenty paces.

 

[colly]

Krushavik and something about a spotty cock ...............??

 

[Mac66]

Krushavik, doesn't need bike lights. He's bio-luminescent

 

[colly]

Mac66 knows where every burger joint is between Chicago and Los Angeles.

 

[TVC]

It's Collys mission to visit every chip shop north of Kippax. A tough job but he's determined to see it through.

 

[Ludwig]

The Velvet Curtain has been seen out with an attractive Swede. Last week it was a good looking parsnip and a turnip the week before that.