Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being Samantha's Teutonic relation, Speicher loves knobs of all shapes and sizes, especially when they are standing standing to ATTENTION!! (said in a voice that could cut steel).

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug's a biker and he's mad... in fact he's furious.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie needs to be taken to zee Krankenhaus, und SCHNELL!!

 

[Speicher]

MDB would like to take a trip on the Furka Oberalp Bahn.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is desperate to visit the Shilt Hus.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort prefers the Telegraph... it's so absorbing.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort Archibald _Tectonic-plates has Turette's Syndrome, the ****ing ****.

 

[Ludwig]

threebikes ate my hamster

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB would like to take a trip on the Furka Oberalp Bahn.

Ah yes, the 'Eff Off' line (FO), I did that one many years ago.

threebikes ate my hamster

No he didn't that was me. Sorry.

 

[Speicher]

MDB did not know the name had changed in 2003 to Matterhorn Gottardbahn.

Have you seen the model railway at www.furkaoberalp.co.uk ?

 

[TVC]

Speicher tried to change her name to Eiger Nordwand, but the authorities were stony faced about it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC went to buy a cooked lamb joint and they gave him the cold shoulder.

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty used the internet to book a flight to Halifax, after four hours flying time, he thought something might not be quite right.

 

[TVC]

Speicher thinks that helicopters are witchcraft.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC likes Speicher's puns and is generally appreciative of her craft