Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Ludwigs body hair is so thick he has trouble finding his 'bits' when he needs a pee. Gets kind of whiffy some days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has no such problems when he pees against scent marks all the lamposts, trees and bushes in his local area.

 

[colly]

MDB has it in for Lurchers. The RSPCA have been told all about it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort abandoned his cross-channel swim because he ate the tub of lard he was meant to cover himself with as protection against the cold.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty is the psuedonym of that guy who "played" with Dolphins back in the 90's.

 

[colly]

ACP thinks there is something fishy about porn.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is more of a Williams sister rather than Kournicova type guy.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly thinks there is something porny about fish .... (wordplay is not my strong point).

 

[Cheddar George]

Speed is not my strong point either ...... accountantpete is more of a mixed doubles fan.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cheddar George prefers to receive a backhander

 

[Archie_tect]

....only if 3BMcG gets a slice.

 

[TVC]

Archie towels himself down then bounces his balls before finally firing one off.

 

[Archie_tect]

sadly TVC can only flob-a-lob.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's been underpinned due to subsidence

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort stops for no apparent reason.