Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC has a sister called Annette.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's surname is Drink and she has a sister called Ava Nutha.

 

[TVC]

Clever Speicher


Speicher is always trying to invent new words and get them into common useage. She's completely winserlated that none have caught on.

Same for Archie.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC fell out with his half-Welsh brother Mirownd and hasn't been heard to utter his name in over 30 years.

 

[cookiemonster]

Accountantpete can't count beyond 10 unless he uses his toes

 

[Dayvo]

CM doesn't need to use his mouth to talk with; he uses his toes.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has spent the afternoon watching his Captain Pugwash dvds.

 

[accountantpete]

Talking of which - Speicher lives in Staines.

 

[TVC]

Pete holidays near Sandy balls.

 

[Speicher]

Whereas TVC likes to sleep in Sandy Beds.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher lives in Cock Fosters, although she doesn't like beer.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo likes to dress up as the Caped Crusader's young assistant and now knows the answer to "What's that up my **** Batman?"

 

[colly]

The solution to constipation? ACP works it out with a pencil.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is actually called Sandy Beech, and regularly dreams of his good friends, Hugh Janus, Master Bates, and his particular favourite, Roger T'cabinboy.

 

[TVC]

We're going to miss Uncle Mort for the next couple of months.