Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
MDB always licks the bowl as he can't be bothered flushing.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
- Status
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When Dayvo has chocolate, he likes to lick it all until it melts, and can often be heard calling it
'giving brown licks'.
What he does with sausages and mayonaise you wouldn't believe!
'giving brown licks'.
What he does with sausages and mayonaise you wouldn't believe!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
mad doug biker invented the wheel
Ludwig
Hopeless romantic
- Location
- Lissingdown
Fnaar is a self made man
accountantpete
OAP
There is a bounty on Ludwigs head in Tajikstan.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Accountant Pete used to have a bounty on his head until he got peckish one day.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Cheddar George used to be Dougal's stunt double in Magic Roundabout.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Toshiba Boy ended up in the A & E department after he attempted an impression of Zebedee using just a slinky spring and it went horribly wrong.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Cheddar George has a French cousin called Brie Jacques
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Fnaar tries everything in moderation - and I mean EVERYTHING!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dayvo tried Fnaar out once, but found him too, well, moderate.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Toshiba Boy has an advert in every phone box in the Kings Cross, and Paddington areas so that people can come and try him.
*As an aside, I remember being in London about 15 years ago now with a guy I knew who was as sleazy as they come. He collected as many of the adverts in the aforementioned phone boxes as he could, presumably for 'future reference', and then read them all to us later.
One, he read was for an 18 year old Russian woman, except that I misheard and thought he said an 80 Year old. If I hadn't realised straight away, I probably wouldn't have looked at him in the same way ever again!
*As an aside, I remember being in London about 15 years ago now with a guy I knew who was as sleazy as they come. He collected as many of the adverts in the aforementioned phone boxes as he could, presumably for 'future reference', and then read them all to us later.
One, he read was for an 18 year old Russian woman, except that I misheard and thought he said an 80 Year old. If I hadn't realised straight away, I probably wouldn't have looked at him in the same way ever again!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Lynxman, goes to all the local old folks homes, raises his arms and 'The Lynxman Experience' (Trade Mark and Patent Pending) begins.
Before he can say 'Zimmer Frame', he has all the woman (and some guys) following him about ALL day (it has to be all day, they don't move so quickly you see!).
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
You don't win the game. The aim is to lie
*Substitute 'Lynx' for 'Right Guard*
Mad Doug infact goes to the old peoples homes when he isn't getting any at home
Soup through a straw?? yes, DEFINITELY!!
Hello by the way Lynxman, I see you have
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB has appointed Lynxman2 as his deputy.
Lynxman will now be called MDB's Deputy Daawg.
Lynxman will now be called MDB's Deputy Daawg.
- Status
