Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TVC has never eaten a Gregg's coffee iced custard do'nut.... cos he's still alive.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie pinched the last ever Greggs coffee iced custard doughnut and has buried it in the grave next to Arch Stanton.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP can lick the top of his own head.

 

[Allirog]

Rumour has it that, if the price is right,Toshiba Boy will lick the top of anyone's 'head'.

 

[colly]

Allirog was cautioned for tortoise bothering.

 

[Speicher]

Colly tried being a nuisance to a tortoise, but could not catch up with it.

 

[colly]

Speicher needs to come out of her shell.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly can lick his lips and wag his tail at the same time.

Luckily for the rest of us, 'Pets Win Prizes' was taken off air years ago.

 

[Allirog]

Pets Win Prizes was hastily pulled off air after Mad Doug Biker,disguised as a naked man-pet, went on the show and waggled his tail at Dale Winton.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

In Allirogs reflection he's a Gorilla and thinks it's doogy rev.

 

[accountantpete]

Acronymically Mr P is a DWEEB

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's writing skills are multi faceted, he has had short stories published in Women's Weekly, FHM, The Beano, Farmers Weekly and Readers Wives.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB is well out of warranty.

 

[TVC]

There is a warrant out for Mr P

 

[colly]

TVC 's sentence was to be hung.