Dayvo prefers his conquests to be over 77 because at that age they are so grateful for the attention that when they look at his body in all it's naked glory and say,"It's ok Dayvo,the size doesn't really matter",they really do mean it.
Allirog has stated that out of 100 people questioned, 77 of whom responded, only 23 percent knew where he left his helmet, 44 percent didn't know, and 33 percent didn't believe him when he said he couldn't find it and threatened to call in the police as they had got the wrong impression, due to lycra.
But Hoverfly DOES care, maybe a bit too much, but he DOES, and when anything becomes remotely difficult, he can often be heard saying something strangely similar to this:
Originally hailing from Norfolk, Rapples has only recently discovered you CAN actually wash your hair.
Unfortunately for him, so dirty and matted is his hair that he'll either need to have all his hair shaved off to start again, OR, have someone use one of those steam powered carpet cleaners on him.
Mad Doug is an expert on matters of personal hygiene, and on the rare occasions when he is not drooling over the pictures in 'Canine Molesters Monthly' magazine he runs a walk-in, complete body tonguewash service for the local tramps.
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