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Allirog

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Dayvo prefers his conquests to be over 77 because at that age they are so grateful for the attention that when they look at his body in all it's naked glory and say,"It's ok Dayvo,the size doesn't really matter",they really do mean it.
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Allirog has stated that out of 100 people questioned, 77 of whom responded, only 23 percent knew where he left his helmet, 44 percent didn't know, and 33 percent didn't believe him when he said he couldn't find it and threatened to call in the police as they had got the wrong impression, due to lycra.
 
Colly's answer to everything is:- "I don't know and I don't care."
 

Rapples

Guru
Location
Wixamtree
Mad Doug Biker asked 100 women, "What shampooo and conditioner they liked to use in the shower" 99% of them said, "Will you get th f**K out of here!"
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Originally hailing from Norfolk, Rapples has only recently discovered you CAN actually wash your hair.
Unfortunately for him, so dirty and matted is his hair that he'll either need to have all his hair shaved off to start again, OR, have someone use one of those steam powered carpet cleaners on him.
 

Allirog

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Mad Doug is an expert on matters of personal hygiene, and on the rare occasions when he is not drooling over the pictures in 'Canine Molesters Monthly' magazine he runs a walk-in, complete body tonguewash service for the local tramps.
 
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