Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Allirog is colour blind, tone deaf and has poor taste. It makes no sense at all.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has a sixth sense, that's why he avoids pianos.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie likes to tickle the ivories every now and then. But then, he does have very funny teeth.

 

[colly]

Tosh has bitten of more than he can chew with Les Dents de la mer.

 

[TVC]

Colly has all his own teeth. He keeps them in a jar on the sideboard.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is a renowned nibbler.

 

[Allirog]

Toshiba Boy is the type of person Spooner would have called 'a shining wit'.

 

[Dayvo]

TB asked for a Bucks Fizz at a posh club recently.

Unfortunately his spoonerism got the worst of him and he got a bloody nose for his troubles.

 

[Dayvo]

Spookily enough, Allirog is on the same wavelength as me!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo can only be seen in infra red.

 

[Dayvo]

And right on cue, TVC turns up like a bad smell.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's nose is so big he can detect a bad smell from 250 miles.

 

[accountantpete]

Unfortunately for Dayvo Leicester is within 250 miles of Oslo.

 

[TVC]

Pete has spent the last 20 minutes trying to work out the ruler function on Google Earth.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC wants to be the ruler of Google Earth and has sent out his minions to ensure it happens