Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

15 years ago Toshiba Boy wrote a 3000 word thesis on the difference between flotsam & jetsam and after 2 pints of scrumpy fondly bar parks unexpecting non-regulars about this interesting topic.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP is botally tony finoid.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie uses copius amounts of Harmony hairspray.

 

[Andy_R]

TB loves the film Hairspray so much, he's learnt every dance move in it, and wants to be John Travolta's daughter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's rich coming from Andy - he's responsible singlehandedly for the hole in the Ozone layer, and all because he's worth it.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is worth a mint.

IIRC its a Trebor Extra Strong

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is easily confused by advertising slogans and likes the mints you can eat between meals.

 

[TVC]

Pete likes to take risks, that's why he mixes Dulcoease tablets with Imodium capsules and picks one out and swallows without looking, lucky dip style.

 

[accountantpete]

During the period that David Bowie used to store his urine to prevent Jimmy Page putting a hex on it TVC was the keeper of said collection and now sells a vintage bottle each year to fans in Japan.

 

[TVC]

Pete's fine wine collection might not be quite what he thinks it is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP's TCV's first Saturday job was at the local sewerage works. He eventually rose to the heady heights of Chief Petty Extractions Officer.

 

[Archie_tect]

Whereas MDB is Chief Potty Officer.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie was the Rear Admiral

 

[colly]

ACP spent many a busy night as cabin boy aboard the S.S. Venus

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly still cannot get his leg over, which has thwarted his ambitions to take up the High Hurdles.