AP has collected every single one of his toe nail clippings, since the age of 4 (except the ones from his holiday in Skegness in June 1978, when he accidentally left them in his "collecting jar" on the communal shower room window ledge, as he was momentarily distracted by the fat guy from caravan 14b bending over to pick up his soap on a rope...
....AP did go back the following year for his hols, and was distraught to find that the jar was no loger there, nor, indeed, was "Big" Eric).