Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo looks like he could swing a mean cat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's new career as a Freddy Mercury tribute act has got off of a slow start, it's taking "just ages" to grow the moustache

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In fact nearly as long as it took me to type that out on me bl**dy phone!

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba got drunk last night, which combined with the little green nuts he ate, meant he was pistachioed.

 

[TVC]

We all saw what Speicher was pecan at.

 

[Rapples]

TVC's got cobnuts

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples has the spanner to fit!

 

[TVC]

Archie knows any tool can be replaced with a hammer - if it's big enough.

 

[Rapples]

TVC thinks you need a sledgehammer to crack a nut. He keeps this to himself when around Mrs TVC

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples works down our chip shop and swears he's .... a bit embarrassing to be homest

 

[TVC]

Tosh orders Fish, pie, saveloy, chips, peas and gravy every evening on the way home from work to see him through to tea.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC frowns disapprovingly at such an order - where are the 4 thick slices of bread and butter!!??

 

[Andy_R]

AP doesn't like thick bread. He prefers erudite brioche.

 

[Speicher]

Andy R likes crudités with his soup. How rude!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mange tout Speicher, mange tout!