Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

After a fortunate accident involving Peroxide, Mad Doug, who is Scottish, has had completely white hair since the age of 6.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete has used peroxide to get the Dickie Davies look.

 

[Andy_R]

Mr P uses tango to get the David Dickinson look

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy_R: aka Waltzing Matilda

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has tied his kangeroo down.


There was a danger of it blowing away in these blustery winds.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher still doesn't know what IT is yet.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo knows how to spell IT

 

[Rapples]

Archie was the "It girl" at school, all the boys in his boarding house took turns

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples only knows how to turn left. His commute home is considerably longer than that of others.

 

[colly]

Andy R wears a wimple.

 

[Andy_R]

Andy R wears a wimple.

Oi...we'll have nun of that!

Colly is a fan of Blue Nun. When asked to sample two bottles, his final decision was that he was nun the wiser.

 

[Rapples]

Andy R likes to hedge his bets when it comes to wine. A bottle of Mateus Rose covers all options in every social situation, and you can always make a useful bedside lamp from the bottle as long as you ask for it back

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples doesn't like to talk about his hedge - it's a privet affair

 

[roadrash]

accountant pete was looking for the legendary bacon tree ... it turned out to be a hambush

 

[Rapples]

roadrash picks his scabs to make pork scratchings for his local pub