Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TVC is more 'plum duff' than 'Christmas'.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's relatives always wonder who's having 'the pudding' this Christmas. As yet Dayvo hasn't decided where he's staying.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC usually ends up with the 6d in his mouth.

 

[Hover Fly]

AccountantPete doesn't want to ave to lie on the table with an orange in his mouth again this Christmas. He reckons its his cousin's turn.

 

[Cubist]

But whoever's turn it is, Hover Fly has bought the sage and onion in eager anticipation.

 

[wildjetskier]

Cubist's only willy waiving happens at his annual Just William convention, he's an avid Willy waiver then

 

[colly]

When it comes to the annual convention, with the wine flowing freely, WJS colleagues always ask the question................Willy waving, WJS, will'e or won't 'e?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When it comes round to this Convention, year after year, Colly always finds himself with the short end of the stick.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh failed to win the Butlins talent show with his impression of an elephant.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh failed to win the Butlins talent show with his impression of an elephant.

How could I have won, with the red hot favourite, Cheddar "Jumbo" George returning for his sixth consecutive title.

 

[Cheddar George]

The good people of Minehead still talk about my victory parade in an open top bus

Tosh is more of a Pontins man.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

CG collects the holes from Polo mints.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr Phoebus stores his holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. Best place for a hole if you were to ask me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's got a ticket to ride, but he don't care.

 

[Archie_tect]

The simple expedient of attaching his monocle cord to one of his nipple rings means that bathtime newspaper reading is now a piece of cake for Tosh.

[He never loses his soap on a rope or the plug either...]