Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archaeologists analysing the scum rings on Uncle Mort's bath have dated him to between 65 and 70.

(this is where Archie has been for the last 3 weeks)

 

[Cheddar George]

accountantpete has exceeded his "best before" date.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG has an ubuse by date... which runs out at 8:13am tomorrow.

[Edit: Uncle Mort types too fast.... if you were wondering what that burning smell was]

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's keyboard is made up entirely of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs - he's a right woman walking backwards, eye, eye, fish head.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has a hairy tale....

 

[colly]

Archie is just harey...................you know...............big ears, long legs, jumps about like a loon come March time, runs faster than a speeding ............................?.............................dunno but he's pretty fast

 

[TVC]

Colly is more like a tortiose, in that he has a hard shell with a limb at each corner

 

[roadrash]

velvet curtain thiks a tortoise is actually a crunchy meat pie...

 

[Speicher]

As a change from his usual cheese and pickle, Roadrash had roast locusts in his sandwich today.

 

[TVC]

Speicher only ever has raw Ox in her sandwiches, washed down with Wolfs Blood. She's a bit hard is our Speicher.

 

[Cubist]

TVC may come to rue the day he called Speicher "a tough old bird"

 

[TVC]

Cubist has known a few game old birds in his time.

 

[colly]

Mrs VC told Mr VC he would need to be well hung before he's eaten.










Never mind TVC, never mind.

 

[TVC]

Colly got a bump on the head which gave him double vision. Straight away he jumped on Mrs Colly as this was the nearest he had ever got to a threesome.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC would just want a bump, it is such a lonely job being resident snail warden on St Kilda.