Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TB isn't.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Many years ago Archie was a script writer on Coronation Street. He doesn't like to brag about it, but he was actually the person that invented Ena Sharples.

 

[Archie_tect]

Many years ago Archie was a script writer on Coronation Street. He doesn't like to brag about it, but he was actually the person that invented Ena Sharples.

I'm sorry... mind you Elsie Tanner could make TB blush in the oddest places...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

To this day, Archie plays the Coronation Street theme tune on a continuous loop, as he drops off to sleep.

 

[colly]

Tosh played the cat on the original opening sequence of Coronation Street. He was a little disappointed with his performance though claiming that his motivation was lacking.

 

[Fnaar]

Colly is actually the love-child of Hilda Ogden and Eddie Yeats

 

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort invented the "Gor Blimey" trouser

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar lives in a council flat.

 

[Fnaar]

ACP looks a proper nana in his great big 'obnail boots

 

[Speicher]

In the vicinity of Uncle Mort there is an earthy pong.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort Speicher can play more than 3 whole tunes, pitch perfect on his her teeth, using nothing more than a bulldog clip.

 

[accountantpete]

TB is one of the UK's foremost scientists and specialises in tasseography.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TB is one of the UK's foremost scientists and specialises in tasseography.

AP is going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger, and come into a lot of money!

 

[Ludwig]

Uncle Mort strikes fear and loathing amongst the right minded people in the cyclechat cafe

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig loves to go a-wandering, along the mountain track, and as he goes, he loves to sing, his knapsack on his back.

VAL-DE-REE, VAL-DE RAH, VAL-DE REE, VAL-DE RAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!