Post a lie about the poster above.

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort is actually Oprah Winfrey's secret love-slave

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort Fnaar isn't known as "The Fat Lady" at the Vlaanderen local Karaoke Championships for nothing...once he gets up on the stage, some people think it's all over...it is now.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB can belt out "It's Raining Men" with such gusto.

 

[Archie_tect]

A gust can blow MrP clean off his trolley.

 

[Matthew_T]

Archie always makes sure to let one go when someone is drafting him!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Matthew-T has never used that Worldwide Web thingy me bob, considering it a plaything of slackers, geeks and, worst of all, self confessed wheel suckers.

 

[TVC]

Without the interweb, Tosh would have to pay for porn.

 

[colly]

TVC studied porn at uni.

 

[accountantpete]

colly regularly embarrasses himself in the takeaway by asking for porn crackers.

 

[TVC]

Pete was once a prawn actor, he dressed up for an Iceland advert.

 

[Speicher]

TVC's nom de plume is Reg Javick

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has a lot of barnacles on her bottom...



















pics of the lovely ship named after a CC member will follow shortly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP loves nothing better than a good old keel hauling.

 

[colly]

Banging the weevils out of his biscuit is Tosh's highlight of the day.

 

[TVC]

Colly's career as a submariner was cut short when he tried to open a window to 'let some fresh air in'.