Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

UM is a wheeler and dealer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's moustache is now so long, that he has to tie it up above his head, to stop it catching in his chain.

 

[Dayvo]

TB has always complained of heavy-handedness when having oral sex.

He sort to resolve this by sitting on a cushion, as he hoped it would soften the blow.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo penchant for whipped cream and saunas, has found him in a sticky situation, on more than one occasion.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy knew that I already don't know about Dayvo and his sticky situation in saunas.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher doesn't like to deal in double-negatives, never has, never will.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort hasn't lost a game of noughts and crosses, since 12th May 1969, a date for ever etched in his memory, damn that Eric Higginbottom in Class 3c.

 

[TVC]

After the operation next week, we can all welcome Toshiba Girl.

 

[Speicher]

TV was not watching Channel four at ten pm last night.

 

[TVC]

Speicher knows exactly what I was doing at ten pm last night.














At least I think that was her behind the bush in my front garden.

 

[Speicher]

TVC did not recognise my hat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's hat, as the old saying goes, was red.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC knows that the rustle was caused by one of the Sunday rag's surveillance experts who hit the jackpot as Speicher and 3BM made a menage a trois..

 

[TVC]

Pete is still hinting that he wants an invitation to join in.

 

[wildjetskier]

TVC is still looking for tartan paint along with sky hooks, so far no look