Post a Random Fact About Yourself

[Shaun]

My shins are about to be exposed to the outside world for the first time since October.

Is this what made Matt Lucas laugh?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I once told Frazer Hines (Joe Sugden of 1970's Emmerdale Farm) to **** off.

It was at a barn dance, he was the compere and was trying to take the p*ss out of me.

 

[dellzeqq]

I took Harrison Ford to the Hand in Hand pub in the Elephant.

(He wasn't impressed)

 

[dellzeqq]

I was headline news for 2 days.

you should expand on that, because, I am telling you, that in the last two or three of years I've had a couple of dozen people come up to me and say 'Simon, I've just met a man who.......'

 

[vernon]

you should expand on that, because, I am telling you, that in the last two or three of years I've had a couple of dozen people come up to me and say 'Simon, I've just met a man who.......'

It's gruesome. You don't want to know.

The clue is in the name.

 

[dellzeqq]

It's gruesome. You don't want to know.

The clue is in the name.

I do know. Nigel's told me, as he's told others. It's part, but only part, of what makes him so remarkable a chap.

You could forgive him for take a retiring line through life, rather than scaring the living daylights out of me and others when he takes a corner at insane speeds, riding something that looks more like a flying saucer (or teatray) than a bike.

I've asked myself, as I'm sure many others have, how I would have continued through life, and the answer is that I might well have decided to stay at home.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I pulled for 16 hours and was totally knackered.

Calling Fnarr ....

 

[gavintc]

I once stayed in a hotel room with 5 bullet holes across the door.

 

[MossCommuter]

I went to a BBQ and a gun fight broke out

 

[ianrauk]

Jaz Coleman from Killing Joke punched me in the back of the head for a laugh.

 

[Night Train]

I made a table and a chair that was used by Prince Charles.

 

[Jezston]

Did he then say something really horribly critical about them?

 

[Fnaar]

I had a night of passion with Martine McCutcheon and Keira Knightley... oh, hang on, that was just a dream!

 

[The Jogger]

i once made six uplighters for a party at Kensington Palace being hosted by Charles and Di, the boss said, you make sure you earth them lamps.

 

[Adasta]

Jaz Coleman from Killing Joke punched me in the back of the head for a laugh.

Hopefully you don't take this the wrong way, but I laughed out loud at this; it reminded me of this.