threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
One of the lads that used to work for me in the Navy, nicknamed "Red" went home early one weekend on a Thurs lunchtime and found his (divorced ) mum in bed with " Reg Varney "!!! ( he had never met him before that was their introduction ) ....just imagine if he had the quick wit & nerve and said "Can I see your ticket please?"!!!!
Or put on his best Blakey voice and said "I'll get you for that Butler"
He hadn't felt any pain, went to stand up, fell over, looked down, saw his foot facing in the wrong direction and ... came round in an ambulance on the way to the local casualty department (it was the pre-A&E era)!
