Post something random here!!

[Cubist]

Tog It is a little known fact that TOG was once a stuffed toy, brought to life by magic in a battle to defeat the Witch (who appears in 'The Pogles'). Having been made into a living being, he could not in all fairness be sent back to being a lifeless toy, so he came to live with Amos and Edna Pogle, and spoke English… of sorts.

Tog was hiding in a tree because he lost his scarf and was upset.​

 

[Night Train]

Wanted:
A freebee 1 litre aluminium water bottle with stopper. Condition and hygine not an issue but must be air tight to act as a vacuum reservior for electric car.
Offers by PM, will pay reasonable postage or pick up if local.
Thanks,
NT

 

[accountantpete]

Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.

Rambling Syd

 

[TheDoctor]

And some more poetry for you all...

Daffodils by Dalek Wordsworth

EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

 

[velocidad]

keep it in the pantry!

 

[PaulB]

Moonpig.com

 

[Toshiba Boy]

We few, we happy few
We Band of Brothers
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be me Brother
Be he ne'er so vile
This day shall gentle his condition
And Gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here
And hold their manhood's cheap
Whilst any speaks
That fought with us
Upon St Crispin's Day

 

[Greedo]

Just had a coffee!

 

[swee'pea99]

Tell me, little woodworm
Eating through the wood
Surely all that sawdust can't do you any good

Heavens little woodworm
You've eaten all the chairs
So that's why poor old Grandad's sitting outside on the stairs

 

[Greedo]

I'm wearing jeans and trainers today. No suit

 

[karlos_the_jackal]

Why don't people do grey sky thinking?

 

[theclaud]

The machine with which they measured your feet for shoe-fitting as a child is called a Brannock Device. I once bought one on Ebay.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm puzzled as to how someone can say they have been raped by a famous celebrity, but will 'Never, ever, reveal the name'


I can smell something coming out of a male cow's bum.

 

[theclaud]

I'm puzzled as to how someone can say they have been raped by a famous celebrity, but will 'Never, ever, reveal the name'

I can smell something coming out of a male cow's bum.

It's "post something random", not "post something crass"...