Post wise words here

[ColinJ]

Don't drink costa coffee of you want a good nights sleep...

Well you can, only not too late in the day!

I discovered that drinking a 600 mL bottle of Pepsi-Max after 23:00 isn't a great idea either, for the same reason!

 

[Cycling Dan]

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error

 

[classic33]

Never let a kiss fool you, nor let a fool kiss you.

 

[TVC]

Getting drunk just steals joy from tomorrow

 

[classic33]

Three things hardest to understand;
the mind of women,
the work of the bees,
the coming and going of the tide.

&
There's no sore ass
like your own sore ass

 

[classic33]

Má tú ag lorg cara gan locht,
béidh tú gan cara go deo.

If you are looking for a friend without a fault
you will be without a friend forever

 

[classic33]

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

Getting drunk just steals joy from tomorrow

Too true

 

[ColinJ]

There's no sore ass
like your own sore ass

There used to be, though - a whacking great Bronto-sore-ass!

 

[vernon]

Getting drunk just steals joy from tomorrow

Only if you drink like there's no tomorrow.

 

[classic33]

God bless us all, an' mak us able
Ta eyt all t' stuff 'at's on this table...

 

[PaulB]

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

And if the man who said that had accepted the rules of the time, he wouldn't have flown Spitfires in World War Two, would he?

 

[ColinJ]

Only if you drink like there's no tomorrow.

Tomorrow never comes - especially if you are p*ssed all the time!

 

[classic33]

If tha Bob dun't giv ar Bob that bob 'at thar Bob owes ar Bob, then ar Bob ul gi tha Bob a bob on't nose.

 

[classic33]

One day as I sat feeling sad and lonely and without a friend, a voice came to me from out of the gloom saying "cheer up, things could be worse", so I cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse.