Well, I was on this cycling forum thingy and I clicked this post about serious cyclists. I thought I ticked all the boxes, but midway through, I realised I don't wear any high viz so I can't qualify. In a state of anxious, crazed despair, I went down to the local building site, just like paddypete would, and waited for the moment when a builder might take his off, on a trip to the local cafe, or for whatever he / she needed really. This resulted in a comedy chase scene with actual real life Benny Hill music and the person doing the chasing managed to catch up with me and throw hot coffee all over me. Now I have third degree burns and, thanks to the warning in the side of the cup, I can't even sue the makers of the coffee for it. Woe is me.
